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But mom!
I'm not like the other guys...
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Rock On
03:54
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Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, do you wanna play with me?
You're the dirtiest slut in this town
You look like a retarded cow
When I shove my fingers so deep
You purr like a cat in heat
Got infected pimples in your box
Shit happens when you play with mean cocks
You suck just about anything
In your throat sperm cells swim
But you bitch, you sure can rock
I like the way you suck my cock
You take things in your anal, girl
I just hope you wipe it first
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, do you wanna play with me?
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, let's do it now
Rock on
Rock on!
Can you dig it?
Guitar!
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, do you wanna play with me?
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, let's do it now
Rock on
Rock on!
Can you dig it?
You weren't always such a whore
Not until you came to our show
Our music makes your soul rot
And now Satan is your only god
Lie, steal and fornicate
That sort of stuff makes life great
Get high, drink Jack'n'Coke
Forget Jesus, he's just a joke
Evil Bastards straight from Hell
We rock and we do it well
Step right in, don't fight
Take a ride on the wild side
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, do you wanna play with me?
Rock on
Rock on!
Baby, let's do it now
Rock on
Rock on!
Can you dig it?
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My Busy Hands
02:41
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Sexy lass you make me horny and hot
When I see your beaver
And when we are sitting in a car
The backseat games may start
Trust me baby, I know what I'm doing
I'm gonna make you scream
My hand find itch and I know how to scratch it
I'm living my wet dream because
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
Feeling randy and my cock feels too
I'm gonna push 'em deeper
My dirty fingers are working you hard
I'm playing you like a guitar
These days I score more often than Shearer
Girls barely over 16
But you twat, you're older than Lenin
Now I shoot my cream because
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
Come on, Velkku!
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
My busy hands
Busy hands
On your busy hole
Busy hands!
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Let's Get High
03:45
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I'm bored and you're bored too
But I know exactly what to do
Got a bag full of green goods
That help achieve that mood, yeah
Roll it up!
Roll it up!
Roll it up, baby, let's get high, yeah!
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
When I'm high I always get hungry
You know those good old fashioned munchies
Sugar and fat, those I wanna-wanna eat
I'm glad I brought a bag sweets, yeah
Suck my dig, babe I wanna to shoot my cream
This stuff multiplies that feel
Two hours, the feeling is gone
Come on Beth, let's roll another one
Roll it up!
Roll it up!
Roll it up, baby, let's get high, yeah!
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
Guitar!
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
Let's get high, baby!
Let's get high, honey
Let's get high, baby!
Suck, suck, suck, suck, keep it in and blow it out
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I'm Sorry Babe!
04:34
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I called you on the phone
Even though I know you ain't home
Wanna meet you girl tonight
I wanna make it all alright
I know what I did was wrong
When I let that skank suck my dong
And I know you hate me now
I wanna make it up somehow
I miss you, I do
Believe me baby, my love is pure and true
Baby
You gotta gimme another chance cos I love you baby
Baby
I've been a bad boy but I can change, yeah
Sorry
My dick is like a beast, but I'll chain it down
Sorry
I'll stop doing drugs and fucking your friends, yeah
I know it quite a drag
When I drove over your cat
I ditched the corpse and lied
I was pretty fucking high
And on your mom's birthday
I told every one that you're gay
And I grabbed your sister's ass
Just gimme another chance
I miss you, I do
Believe me baby, my love is pure and true
Baby
You gotta gimme another chance cos I love you baby
Baby
I've been a bad boy but I can change, yeah
Sorry
My dick is like a beast, but I'll chain it down
Sorry
I'll stop doing drugs and fucking your friends, yeah
I called you on the phone
Even though I know you ain't home
Wanna meet you girl tonight
I wanna make it all alright
Baby
You gotta gimme another chance cos I love you baby
Baby
I've been a bad boy but I can change, yeah
Sorry
My dick is like a beast, but I'll chain it down
Sorry
I'll stop doing drugs and fucking your friends, yeah
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Heat of the night, the neon lights
That cougar fox with old and hairy box
She's looking for boys to be her toys
Hard, young cock she likes to suck
She wants to play with your dong
She's so fucking old it feels wrong
She wants your pink bone
To fill her cornhole
Heat of the night, the neon lights
She's old and boring
The same old story
You can't get hard
With that old fart
She'll wait until you're pissed
And you can't resist
She'll take you to her home
Make you lick her hole
Tight leather dress reveals her brests
You have to admit - those are big tits
She was probably hot years, years and years ago
But as you can see time takes it's toll
I know it's hard to say no (Yeah!)
Just take a blue pill and go
She wants your pink bone
To fill her cornhole
Heat of the night, the neon lights
She's old and boring
The same old story
You can't get hard
With that old fart
She'll wait until you're pissed
And you can't resist
She'll take you to her home
Make you lick her hole
Burn!
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Look at My Rod
02:56
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Hey baby don't you know what I got
I got a huge, a great big rod
And I know how to use it too
I learned my lesson I ain't no fool
Hey baby I'm looking at you
And I know I'm gonna get you real soon
Hey baby your ass looks tight
And I know I'm gonna drill it tonight
Hey baby look at my rod!
Hey baby don't you know what I got!
I'm full of love and I'm waiting for you
Open your legs and get ready to screw
Hey baby look at my rod!
Hey baby your ass looks hot!
I'm hard and ready for the final hit
I can't hold it when I see your tits!
Hey baby you're making me nut
When I see your amazing jugs
My gun is loaded and my mind is dark
My hands are squeezing your hooters hard
Hey woman warm your oven for me
I feel dirty when I shoot my seed
You really make my horn grow big
You'll freak out when you see my dick
Hey baby look at my rod!
Me and my rocket makes a perfect stud!
I'm feeling randy and I got no class
And tonight I'm gonna rip your ass!
Hey baby look at my rod
I can't believe this boner I got
You should know I got my eyes on you
And with my pink, hard cannon I will
Beat you soon!
Hey baby look at my rod!
I'm after you and I'll never stop!
My filthy hands are working you hard
If you run you won't get far
Hey baby look at my rod
I can't believe how big I got!
My balls are filled with some special stuff
And for sure you're my number one slut
Hey Hey!
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Paralyzed
04:18
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Here's a story 'bout Johnny
Who never got any pussy
He was socially awkward, ugly as fuck
He was more than eager to use his cock
He bought some eye drops, He's hitting the streets
He's looking for victims to fulfill he's needs
He went to a bar and saw Annie
Johnny wanted to get in her fanny
Spike her drink, spike her drink, spike her drink!
Now she's
Paralyzed, baby!
She can't do a thing
Johnny's in charge, he feels like a king
Paralyzed, baby!
She's gonna get it now
Annie's in trouble, she can't get out
Johnny carried her into his flat
Things were about to get bad
Johnny want to the toilet to lube up his dick
Annie woke up, those eye drops were shit
She called her brother who was heavyweight boxer
He came over fast to kick Johnny's ass
Johnny is gonna get burned
It's funny how tables have turned
Hit him hard, hit him hard, hit him hard!
Now Johnny's
Paralyzed, baby!
He can't say a word
He's paying for his crime, that useless turd
Paralyzed, baby!
Nothing at all
Annie's big brother is stomping his balls
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
Yeah!
Hit him hard, hit him hard, hit him hard!
Now Johnny's
Paralyzed, baby!
He can't say a word
He's paying for his crime, that useless turd
Paralyzed, baby!
Nothing at all
Annie's big brother is stomping his balls
Paralyzed, baby!
Yeah baby, ooh baby, fuck yeah!
Paralyzed, baby!
Johnny Johnny, you fucking bastard!
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
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Drinking in a Homobar
02:00
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Drinking in a gay bar
This place is kinda mystic but I'm feeling optimistic
And I don't know how I got here
Taxi maybe brought here my sweet, untouched ass to find
So I don't know how to take it
Those folks are looking really gay
That guy's acting way too kindly
And I'm trapped in a homo bar!
Leather clothes everywhere
Now those guys are dancing and they think they look so fancy
And I'm talking with a strange guy
He says he's name is Rick and he wants to touch my dick
I'm hiding under the table
Everyone's got lust in their eyes
Now they're playing Baltimora
And I'm trapped in a homo bar!
(Yoo-hoo!)
At least they got reasonable prices
And the beer tastes really good
Thank god no one's sneaking behind me
For a homophobic guy this looks just like hell
It's after midnight and I'm feeling pretty swell
This place is quite okay even though it's full of gays
And I'm going home
To fuck my wife behind and I know which hole to find
And even though I drink with them it doesn't mean that I like men
'Cos pussy is my favorite thing
Drinking in a gay bar
Those guys are acting fast and I'm covering my ass
I ordered a big one
Of course I mean beer but bartender's smiling weird
Everyone is feeling super
No one is gonna bring 'em down
Those fellas are gayer than He-Man
Now I'm drinking in a homo bar!
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S.S.S.
04:27
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Once was a bloke we can call him Joe
He went to pub to drink a nice cold pint
He met a girl who was dressed like a hoe
Hottest babe you could possibly find
They smoked a fat doobie and they had a good laugh
He couldn't keep his eyes out off that chick's ass
They both were getting horny he said you got nice tits
In about five seconds she was wanking his dick
He fucked that girl!
It must have felt nice
He fucked that girl!
They really did it twice
They sure had fun but it came with high price
Nine months later they had a little suprise
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on red days
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can get AIDS
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Finger bang his ass remember wash your hands
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over
Jimmy was gay and he wanted to play, yea
Nothing on telly what a boring day
Door bell rings who the hell is tha-at?
Yeah super, it's his boyfriend Chad
They had some red wine and they looked each others eyes
Lust was obviously there but is this going anywhere?
Suddenly Chad said do you wanna come to bed
Jimmy lubed his hairy hole and said come on Chad, go!
Chad fucked that guy!
He really pound him hard
Chad fucked that guy!
Right in his brown star
Jimmy said thanks dude that was really fun
But Chad had a weird itch in his groin yeah!
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on red days
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can get AIDS
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Finger bang his ass remember wash your hands
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over
Yeah!
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on re-de-de-days!
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can ge-ge-get!
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Oh baby! Yeah baby!
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over
Oh baby, yea baby!
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Lesbo Vampires
06:56
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I'm tired of hiding, those
Evil beasts of the night
They never shave their underarms
And they never wear bra
They are trying to cut me down
They call me chauvinist pig
They really boost those female rights
They sure are nasty and mean
They're dumb, that ain't fun!
Fangs are out and your life is done, hey!
They try to chase me down
I'm hiding underground
They try to drink my blood
And they sure know how
With their feminist signs
They try to fuck with our minds
They are the most horrible thing I know
Tonight your blood will flow, no!
Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherfucking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!
Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherfucking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!
Their feminist catchphrases
Are poison to my ears
They hate simple men like me
They want to rule with fear
They don't wanna be housewives
Don't wanna take care of home
They wanna make their own rules
In the worst way they do
They're dumb, that ain't fun!
Fangs are out and your life is done, hey!
They try to change my mind
About female rights
They're ready to use some force
And kick down all the doors, no!
They bite me with their fangs
Those evil lesbo gangs
Are ready to take over the world
And make the message heard, no!
Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherfucking cows!
My manly freedom's gone!
Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherfucking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!
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